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#HipsterXmasSong Hashtag is Creating Hilarious Holiday Songs
Millennials are the butt of the joke in this trending hashtag game
December 20, 2017
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, but it was a lot cooler before everyone thought so. #HipsterXmasSong
We kid! That’s just our contribution to Twitter account @iCanHash’s latest hashtag game in which they’ve challenged fellow tweeters to alter the lyrics of beloved Christmas songs to create a #HipsterXmasSong of their own.
The results are hilarious, and not surprisingly, there seems to be a few common themes, like man buns, beards, flannel, indifference, locally sourced everything, and an aversion to anything mainstream, just to name a few.
There’s nothing like some friendly millennial bashing to get you into the holiday spirit, amirite?
So, without further ado, we bring to you some of the finest #HipsterXmasSongs we could find:
Have Yourself A Millennial Little Christmas. --#HipsterXmasSong@iCanHash pic.twitter.com/AWicTwjzVU
— Brian Plaideau (@PhunPhactory) December 20, 2017Have Yourself A Merry Little Man-Bun #HipsterXmasSong
— Angela (@AngRod78) December 20, 2017You've Probably Never Heard What I Hear #HipsterXmasSong
— Rishabh Sharma (@im_srishabh21) December 20, 201712 days of I can't even #HipsterXmasSong
— Amber C (@Amber_1017) December 20, 2017"Rudolph" the small batch wheat beer #HipsterXmasSong
— Taco Eater (@tacoeater) December 20, 2017Have Yourself a Locally-Sourced Craft Christmas
#HipsterXmasSong
— Eight Weaselly Nights (@Dreamweasel) December 20, 2017Angels We Have Heard On High, But They Sounded Better On Vinyl #HipsterXmasSong
— Mame -- (@mamecastle) December 20, 2017Soy To The World.
#HipsterXmasSong
— Cheryl Rick Klein (@cherylt2000) December 20, 2017A Bae in a Manger #HipsterXmasSong
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) December 20, 2017#HipsterXmasSong Chestnuts Roasting On An Arcade Fire
— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) December 20, 2017Oh, little town of Bethlehem. You probably haven’t heard of it... #HipsterXmasSong
— Chris O'Brien (@bigdweeb) December 20, 2017We wish you a Meh Christmas#HipsterXmasSong
— --Lola -- (@_lola_bee) December 20, 2017Grandma Got Run Over On Her Vintage Bicycle By a Reindeer #HipsterXmasSong
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) December 20, 2017He knows if you’ve been plaid or good #HipsterXmasSong pic.twitter.com/gbAht86lW6
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) December 20, 2017Christmas Time is near. Happiness and Beards. --
#HipsterXmasSong pic.twitter.com/U54lL3teKY
— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) December 20, 2017It's The Most Wonderful Time For Craft Beer#HipsterXmasSong
— --Kim Kringle-- (@KimBackWrites) December 20, 2017I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus before it was a thing. #HipsterXmasSong @iCanHash
— Ubiquitous Bdog (@ubiquitousbdog) December 20, 2017O Kombucha All Ye Faithful #HipsterXmasSong
— LisetteInBlue-- (@bookgirl8) December 20, 2017-- Comb, they told me
Man bun, bun, bun, bun... #HipsterXmasSong
— Crochettie-kilikimaka -- (@crochettie) December 20, 2017To be fair, craft beer is delicious. And vinyl sounds tasty. Say what you want, but if being a hipster is wrong, we don’t want to be mainstream. Sort of.
Feeling inspired? Tweet us some of your own #HipsterXmasSongs!