E ON THE Z
WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 15 2017
SCARLETT JOHANSSON is in the process of terminating her second marriage . . . and it sounds like she's not going to let herself get locked down again. She tells the new issue of " Playboy", quote, "I think the idea of marriage is very romantic; it's a beautiful idea, and the practice of it can be a very beautiful thing. "I don't think it's natural to be a monogamous person. I might be skewered for that, but I think it's work. It's a lot of work. "And the fact that it is such work for so many people . . . for everyone . . . the fact of that proves that it is not a natural thing . . . I think it definitely goes against some instinct to look beyond." You can read the full article HERE
Apple Music is launching a new reality show that's like "Shark Tank", only instead of people pitching business ideas to rich investors . . . they're pitching mobile apps. It's called "Planet of the Apps" . . . and it'll actually feature three big-name celebrities: Will.I.Am, Jessica Alba, and Gwyneth Paltrow . . . plus an entrepreneur named Gary Vaynerchuk. Contestants have just one minute to pitch their app, and they do it while riding down a 60- second escalator. This isn't a joke . . . but it won't actually be on TV. It'll be exclusively available through Apple Music beginning sometime this spring. An Apple exec even describes it as an app . . . about making apps.
BEYONCÉ fans are still reeling from her beatdown at the Grammys . . . so thankfully, SANTANA is here to explain why she lost out to ADELE. He says, quote, "I think that Adele won because she can SING sing. With all respect to our sister Beyoncé, Beyoncé is very beautiful to look at, and it's more like modelling kind of music . . . music to model a dress . . . "She's not a singer, singer, with all respect to her . . . Adele can sing, sing. She doesn't bring all the dancers and props . . . she just stood there and sang the song and that's it, and this is why she wins." Read more HERE
CEE LOGREEN celebrated Valentine's Day by releasing a song about wanting BEYONCÉ, even though she's taken. It's called "Jay Z's Girl", and it's set to the tune of "Jessie's Girl" by RICK SPRINGFIELD . . . obviously. The lyrics include the lines: Quote, "Jay Z is the king. And I'm probably his biggest fan. But there's a feeling inside that I'm sure he'd understand. I'm in love with Bey, and I wanna be her man." It's actually credited to Cee Lo's new alter ego, Gnarly Davidson. Check out the video HERE
If there are any two people I would expect to be polar opposites, it would be KIM KARDASHIAN and ALANIS MORISETTE. But maybe that's not the case. Because last Thursday, thieves broke into Alanis' house in Brentwood and stole $2 million worth of her jewelry. Nobody was home and nobody got hurt. But police noted one similarity to the Kim Kardashian robbery in Paris last year . . . Alanis had a habit of showing off her jewelry on the Internet. And some of it's worth thousands of dollars. Cops say celebrities are making it too easy, because thieves are using social media to determine who's got stuff worth taking, and when they won't be home. Get more details HERE