After having her wisdom teeth removed (and given to her as a souvenir), this girl has an emotional break down while on HEAVY medication. She honestly believes she's responsible for the MURDER of her own teeth! Watch her hilarious reaction!
31-year-old Jennifer Maldonado is a realtor at Keller Williams Partner Realty in Plantation, Florida. She just started working there two weeks ago, and hadn't been paid yet so when her coworkers asked if she wanted to pitch in $20 to join their Powerball lottery pool, she said no. Big mistake: Her 12 coworkers matched five numbers on Saturday night, and won a million dollar jackpot after taxes. So that's about $83,000 for each of them. But Jennifer is lucky, because apparently she works in the best office ever! Even though she didn't join the pool, her coworkers decided to share their winnings with her. They won't say how much she's getting, but they're all kicking in a little to give her her own jackpot.
Check out a picture of the office winners HERE!Jennifer's head is peeking out in the very back on the right.
Sex or Bills?? by Z Morning Zoo,posted Mar 28 2013 8:53AM
Here's an interesting hypothetical "Would You Rather?" question:
A new survey asked people if they'd be willing to give up sex for an entire month if it meant they didn't have to pay their bills that month. And 45% of women and 36% of men said absolutely. Overall, that comes out to 40% of us.
And people would rather pass on sex to get their bills paid than pass on TV. Only 37% of people say they'd be willing to give up TV for a month to have their bills paid.
Only 25% would give up their cell phone for a month to have their bills paid.
Only 16% would give up SUNLIGHT for a month.
And finally, only 7% would be willing to put on 25 POUNDS to have their bills taken care of.
What do YOU think? Here's a link to that story from the good ol' Sacramento Bee!
On Friday, a mixed martial arts fighter named Zac Chavez took on a guy named Dan Mainus. And it resulted in some of the funniest sports commentary you'll ever hear. Each time the announcers who were calling the fight said Mainus's last name, it sounded way dirtier than it should have. WARNING: It sounded like they were saying "my anus." Someone posted a great montage of clips from it. A few of the best lines included, "Mainus is flat on the canvas" and "There is a cut on Mainus" and "The ringside physician has just popped in there to look at Mainus."
Two women in New York, Ashley and Ruby, created an online store that sells products for menstruating women. It's called The Period Store (http://www.theperiodstore.com), and it offers monthly care packages that include things like tampons, tea, ibuprofen, and desserts. It costs between $15 and $30 a month, depending on how much stuff you want in your care package.
A new study has figured out the best way to get a song out of your head. Researchers found that if you work on a puzzle or play a game that's just 'sort of' hard, it'll force your brain to concentrate on something else, and push the song out. But a puzzle that's too easy or too hard won't engage your mind enough. (For the full story click here!!)
A woman in North Carolina just caught her husband cheating on her. And she decided to get revenge by buying a giant BILLBOARD and calling him out. It says she caught him with a GPS tracker, that she bought the billboard with their joint investment account, and he should move in with his mistress. The billboard says, "Michael. GPS tracker, $250. Nikon Camera with zoom lens, $1,600. Catching my LYING HUSBAND and buying this billboard with our investment account, priceless. Tell Jessica you're moving in! Jennifer."
You've got to see it - click HERE for the picture of the billboard.
A news anchor in Huntsville, Alabama was told that breaking news was just fed into her teleprompter. Instead, it was a marriage proposal from her boyfriend! So romantic!! Congratulations!!
Here’s the official trailer for Disney’s "Planes", the studio’s sort-of "Cars" spinoff that last month replaced Jon Cryer with Dane Cook as the voice of the main character, Dusty — a single-engine crop-duster with sky-high ambitions with just one problem: he’s afraid of heights. Disney slotted the former direct-to-video title to open August 9th in 3D.
A guy in Poland had his girlfriend go to the movies with her friends, and arranged for one of the previews to be a fake trailer that he made. He used clips from "The Borne Ultimatum" and the Liam Neeson movie "The Grey". And at the end, it showed him walking through the front door of the building, and then into the theater she was sitting in. He also set up a camera inside. So the video he posted online has picture-in-picture, and you get to see her reactions to everything. She realizes something's up when she sees a picture of herself at :26. He arrives to propose at 2:41. Nothing after that is in English, but he gets down on one knee at 3:21.
I love all of these ideas. I want to buy some sleeping pills and put Shaggy through at least 70% of these situations! My favorite reaction is the bottle rockets at :25 or the ice water bathtub fall at the very beginning!! what's your vote for Shag? -Tricia Delicia
This will only take you five seconds. You just need to skip to 2:15 and watch Leonardo DiCaprio do an impression of Jack Nicholson's eyebrows. Yep, he impersonates a feature on someone's face. Not an actual person's voice or likeness. Just an eyebrow. Hilarious.
Medical science has done an incredible job in the battle against HIV and AIDS. Here's the latest sign that its days as an incurable death sentence are numbered. Doctors have announced that they've completely cured a two-and-a-half-year-old child in Mississippi who was born with HIV. He was born that way because his mother was HIV-positive although neither she nor her doctors knew she was HIV-positive until she was in labor. The child was treated with an aggressive amount of anti-HIV drugs, which completely knocked the disease out of his system before it could lock in and spread. This is only the second case ever of a person being completely cured of HIV. In 2007, scientists cured a man with HIV using a bone marrow transplant.
The National Institutes of Health says the way they treated the child in Mississippi, "is as close to a cure, if not a cure, that we've seen." They're optimistic that with more testing, this could be the way to eliminate the disease in HIV-positive babies. There are fewer than 200 HIV-positive babies born in the U.S. every year, but more than 300,000 born every year in Africa.
It was hard to escape the 1990s without memorizing the theme song to "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". But clearly, one woman in Pennsylvania missed out on the early charms of Will Smith...with ridiculous results! On Friday, an employee at a doctor's office in Ambridge, Pennsylvania was calling a high school student from Ambridge High School, to confirm his appointment. And the student used the "Fresh Prince" theme song as his voicemail message. But when the employee heard the lyric, quote, "shootin' some b-ball outside of the school," she misheard it as "shooting some people outside of the school." So she panicked and called 911. Then the entire school district got flip-turned upside-down and every single school went into lockdown. The police arrested the student, and detained him for three hours while they searched his house and locker. When they finally sorted things out, they let him go. The doctor's office says their employee is, "embarrassed about the whole thing."
