A few weeks ago 51-year-old Gail Castle of Manteca, California recently took a car on a test drive to a bank so that she could rob it!! She showed up at an 83-year-old man's house and asked if she could buy his 1994 Chrysler 5th Avenue. Although the man hadn't previously listed it for sale he, he agreed to letting her test drive the vehicle to the Bank of America.
Gail went into the bank and handed the teller a robbery note, and after scoring $2,000 she went back to the car and asked the old man to drive. Once the man pulled into his driveway, cops SWARMED the car with guns drawn. Fortunately they were able to quickly put together what happened. The man was released, but poor Gail wasn't as lucky. She attempted to run and was hit with a TASER in her left breast then detained by the police.
Gail has been charged with bank robbery, resisting arrest, elder abuse, and STUPIDITY. Bummer.
Allow me to introduce you to ZACH. He created a video introducing himself to his FIANCáº¾E'Sfriends after she expressed interest in having a THREEWAY with her BEST FRIEND! Best part of this story?! He ACCIDENTLY uploaded it to his YOUTUBE PAGE!! Check out the video below and let me know what you think!
There's a new app available, but for the sake of your ego, you probably shouldn't get it. It's called "Condom Size" and it lets you measure your junk using a ruler on the screen . . . then compare your size to the rest of the world. It costs 99 cents.
If you'd like to learn more about the app...click HERE!!
According to a new survey, if you're cheating on your significant other . . . you should hold onto your phone at all times. Two in five cheaters who were caught got busted when their partner went through their phone. One in five got caught on a social media site . . . and one in eight by files on their laptop.
Last week, 44-year-old man in Portland, Oregon was arrested for hiding a SPY PEN on a female coworker's desk. His name is Russell Kent Gordon and his plan was to tape her using her BREAST PUMP. How sick is that?! The woman noticed the unfamiliar pen, and realized that it was hooked up to a USB drive. She immediately told her bosses about the pen and Gordon was FIRED. Although it's not sure how long he had been recording her, he was reported to the police, and ARRESTED for BURGLARY and INVASION OF PRIVACY. Unbelievable right??
Are you a HOT CHICK who wants to go to the Super Bowl, there's a guy offering a free ticket and hotel on CRAIGSLIST... but there are CONDITIONS! Quote, "You must be HOT and a RAVENS FAN... you will be expected to PUT OUT (at least a HJ/BJ)... you will have to hang with my AUNT AND UNCLE for at least a little bit." And if you're good with ALL OF THAT... he promises it's, quote, "NOT A JOKE." So Ladies let's RECAP:
1) "You must be hot and a Ravens fan."
2) "You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ."
3) "You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit."
Now I'm not quite sure which sounds more unpleasant.. the "Putting out" part or the hanging out with this guy's aunt and uncle... The guy says that he's only doing this to spite his girlfriend who DUMPED him last week, but he does promise that:
An Australian library is reviewing procedures after a joke about moving Lance Armstrong's books to the fiction section went viral! A library assistant posted the mock notice on the library counter, then it was photographed and posted on social media by a library patron. I sure hope the assistant doesn't get in trouble over this-- I thought it was hilarious! Matter of Fact... the only person NOT laughing is THIS GUY:
Shakira, 35-years-old, and 25-year-old soccer star Gerard Pique of FC Barcelona welcomed the couple's first son Milan Pique Mebarak on Tuesday at 9:36 p.m.. in Barcelona, Spain. A statement site says that "just like his father, baby Milan became a member of FC Barcelona at birth." The statement also says Milan weighed approximately 6 pounds, 6 ounces, and that "both mother and child are in excellent health."
Shakira asked fans earlier Tuesday on Twitter "to accompany me in your prayers on this very important day of my life."
You're going to Remember this name, and why wouldn't you? Those were Giovanna's intentions! The young woman now considered to be the victim of bullying simply responds to her "Haters" by saying, "Whatever, I'm Famous!" Of all the things you'd think to do with a Tampon. Yep, she ate her own tampon! GROSS!!!
It appears that Joe Jonas has lost a fan! Andy Hertfeld, a 19-year-old College student states that he has been a fan of the Jonas Brothers since 2006 spending $750 on concert tickets on numerous occasions. According to Hertfeld, Joe Jonas need to be MORE grateful!
He claims that he was with a group of friends late Saturday night when they spotted Joe and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler standing outside of Sauce restaurant in the Lower East Side of New York City and decided to approach them. "As we were walking closer we saw that he was smoking a cigarette with Blanda, and the minute he saw us walking closer he threw it down. After we approached him, he shook his head no,” Andy, 19, recalled. "It was late, which we understood, but my friend asked for a picture anyway. That’s when Joe flipped out on us he said, ‘We do so much for you. We do everything and you want a picture? Get out of here.’ “One of his friends, a tall girl with short brown hair, started making fun of us; my friend was in tears. The entire thing completely broke my heart” Andy said.
“I was always one to stand up for him towards haters, but now I’m starting to see what they mean by his attitude since he’s been surrounding himself with certain people. Smoking now? I remember last year when he said he was completely against it!” he said, “I’ve done everything I can to ‘support’ the Jonas Brothers, then we get treated that way? He should be a little more grateful.”
Whelp Andy definitely took it hard... we feel for the guy. BAD JOE!!
There's a new BOOK coming out at the end of the month called "Data, A Love Story: How I Gamed Online Dating to Meet My Match". The woman who wrote it is named Amy Webb, and she interacted with about 100 different women over sites like Match.com... by creating ten FAKE profiles of GUYS, then pretending to BE them. Apparently her research paid off because at the end she created one, quote, "SUPER PROFILE" for HERSELF, and she ended up MARRYING one of the guys she met. (Amy is pictured with her Husband above.)
Here's what she claims she figured out about SUCCESSFUL online daters.
1) They Sound Ambitious in Their Profiles. Talking about your hopes and goals can go a long way. And so can using phrases like, "I really want to travel," because it makes it seem like you'll be having a lot of FUN in the future.
2) Their Profiles Aren't Very Long. Around 500 words is good. After that, it just gets too wordy and seems like you're trying to CONVINCE people to date you.
3) They Don't Post Many Photos. Between three and five is enough to give people a sense of what you look like. If you post more than that, potential dates are more likely to nitpick and start looking for something WRONG with you.
4) They List Common Hobbies, Not Crazy Ones. Things like tennis, hiking, and even video games are good. But not things you have to EXPLAIN... like your teddy bear collection or your passion for Lego art. (???)
5) They Aren't Sarcastic. You've probably heard this before, but sarcasm isn't a good idea in things like dating profiles and emails. In PERSON it's fine. But when someone's reading, it's pretty easy to misinterpret it.
6) They Wait About a Day Before Responding to a New Message. On average, the most popular daters waited between 20 and 23 hours before they replied to the first few messages they got from someone.
--And that's not just the FIRST message! They also waited almost a day before replying, even after they'd already started chatting with the person.
The International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery just released the results of their analysis on Plastic Surgery worldwide in 2011. Apparently it took them longer than a year to get all of the data in. Here are seven interesting facts they found:
1) The U.S. has the MOST plastic surgery of the 25 countries included in the study. We had about 1.1 million surgical procedures and 2 million non-surgical procedures in 2011. Brazil was second, China was third. Romania was last.
2) The most popular plastic surgeries WORLDWIDE are liposuction, breast augmentations, eyelid modifications, tummy tucks, and nose jobs.
3) The five most common plastic surgeries in the U.S. (in order) are breast augmentations, liposuction, tummy tucks, eyelid modifications, and breast lifts.
4) The five most common non-surgical cosmetic procedures in the U.S. are Botox, lip injections, laser hair removal, microdermabrasion, laser removal of age spots.
5) Of the 19 major surgical procedures, buttock lifts were the LEAST popular worldwide.
6) There were 2,440 vaginal rejuvenations in the U.S. in 2011, making it the LEAST common of the major cosmetics surgeries. Brazil had the most vaginal rejuvenations BY FAR, with 9,043. China was second, with half that many.
7) There were 14,102 male breast reductions in the U.S. If we can use these numbers to roughly gauge which countries have the most man-boobed men, Brazil is first, then China, the U.S., Japan, and Italy. Canada had the FEWEST.
(For what it's worth, penile enlargements WEREN'T included in this study. They WERE included in the 2010 study. No word on why they didn't make the cut this year.)
Lindsay Lohan has stooped to a new LOW! Tabloids are claiming that she is playing her bills by working as an ESCORT! It doesn't mean that she's having sex for money, just that rich guys are paying for her company. They want her as arm candy! A source says, quote, "The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything...hotel, travel costs, food, whatever...as well as jewelry and other gifts." Lindsay's "clients" have been a prince from Brunei who allegedly paid her $100,000 to hang out with him on New Year's Eve in London. A Spanish-American painter let Lindsay crash at his apartments in NY and L.A. in exchange for...whatever.
You may have noticed something different about Taylor Swift...she was showing off some serious boobage at the "People's Choice Awards" earlier this month...but she may have showed off something else...a breast implant scar! It's not official that she got new breasts...but she's been looking a little bigger in the chest area as of lately. Click HERE to see the possible scar (scroll down!)
Swinging bachelor Jeremy Renner is going to be a DADDY! He was allegedly overhead at the "Golden Globes" telling Eva Longoria that he's going to be a dad. Supposedly the mom is an ex-girlfriend that he wasn't too serious with, but he's still excited about becoming a father. Congrats!
Now that she's off X Factor and her engagement is off...Britney Spears is headed to Vegas! She has signed a $200 million deal to do a two-year residency at Caesar's Palace! That's quite the paycheck!
Oxygen has decided to get rid of rapper Shawty Lo's upcoming reality show "All My Babies Mamas", after everyone started getting upset over it! The show was about Shawty's 11 children he fathered from 10 different women! The Parents Television Council started a petition to shut the show down...the Oxygen network bowed to pressure so now Shawty Lo wants his fans to petition to bring it back!
An eBay posting for a generic yellow dress went viral because the woman selling it "accidentally" included a photo where she was NAKED! In the photo she posted of the dress you can see her reflection in a mirror to the side, wearing only a black strapless bra. The woman who resides in Oxfordshire, England is Aimi Hodges and she's 21-years-old. The dress was listed at the opening price of $25 which seems slightly low for what came with it. As expected eBay took the listing down, but Hodges quickly reposted the dress with her appearing in the reflection again, only this time wearing pants and a top. The best part of this story? She attached the description, "As seen by thousands. Never worn naked". Brilliant.
Starting this Memorial Day, Walmart will begin offering jobs to returning service men and women. EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM! They announced the plan yesterday along side MICHELLE OBAMA, who's been encouraging companies to give VETERANS job opportunities. "We all believe that no one who serves our country should have to fight for a job once they return home." Stated the First Lady. This plan will include anyone who served their country and was HONORABLY discharged, and guarantees them a job within 12 months of returning home. Walmart predicts that they will hire about 100,000 veterans over the next 5 years.
Well Facebook has finally made it's new announcement! It has decided to launch a brand new search function which can pull up people's interests, hobbies, and social history. So you could search for friends in your area who are hiking, and it would find that for you! It's scheduled to roll out for everyone over the next few months-- we know you can't wait! Although we can see how this tool could be useful.. we can also see how it can be VERY creepy. Facebook wouldn't be Facebook if it didn't constantly keep us updated with privacy invading tools! We've decided that at this point Facebook's New Motto should be, "Facebook: Both Useful and Creepy Since 2004." Don't worry guys I've already sent Mark Zuckerberg a Facebook Message and I'm expecting a response back any day now!
1) It Airs Out Your Junk. Which is good for men, but it's a bigger deal for women, because it helps prevent the growth of too much yeast and bacteria.
2) You Sleep Better When You're Naked. Here How one expert explained it. Quote, "Your body temperature progressively declines as you sleep, which is a natural tendency of the body. So sleeping with heavy pajamas and blankets can disrupt that."
--Or in other words, sleeping in pajamas or using a lot of blankets can actually make you TOO warm at night, which makes you toss and turn and prevents you from getting enough R.E.M. sleep.
3) You'll Look Younger. Being too Warm at night also messes with how your body releases certain anti-aging hormones.
--When your temperature DROPS it's a good think, because more hormones get released that help regenerate skin cells, and keep your hair looking healthy.
4)You Might Have More Sex. And no, not ACCIDENTALLY. Skin-on-skin contact increases certain hormones like oxytocin, which is sometimes referred to as the "love hormone."
5) You'll Lose Weight. When you sleep through the night without tossing and turning, it gives your body a chance to lower the amount of cortisol you're getting, which is a stress hormone.
--If you wake up with too MUCH cortisol in your system, it makes you hungrier, which means you're more likely to eat a big, unhealthy breakfast that you don't actually need.
So over the weekend a girl by the name of Jersey Green released HER version of Taylor's Swift NEXT break up song! Sounding exactly like Ms. Swift herself, the songstress tricked many fans into believing that it actually was the real deal. Fans received the confirmation that they were looking for once Taylor Swift tweeted, "Back in the studio. Uh-oh." and the video went VIRAL.
The song is titled "I'm Alright- Taylor Swift Break-up Song Foretell (original)". Green openly admits that she was trying imitate Taylor, stating "I actually tried my very best to write it without saying a single bad thing about Harry Styles," and also, "I tried my best to make the lyrics and chords sound like Taylor Swift to make the foretell even more realistic." The girl may be onto something... I predict a new Trend coming on! Check out the video below and let me know what you think!
Todd Gavin, an eye doctor in Minnesota, was recently on trial for having women take off their shirts... during eye exams. Prosecutors felt this was an open and shut case. They believed that Gavin clearly took advantage of the two young female patients and that he betrayed a professional trust by convincing them that they needed the breast exams. Both women recalled leaving the exam room feeling violated, but Gavin's defense team argued that the women had simply misunderstood his methods. Gavin has 20 years of experience and had never been accused of impropriety before. Facing two felony and two gross misdemeanor charges stemming from the 2010 incidents, a jury has ruled that Todd Gavin is NOT GUILTY of the charges. Therefore he remains a free man-- for now.
A new study has figured out the MOST HATED COMPANIES in America by customers, employees, and shareholders. Remember the study that we told you about from 24/7 Wall Street? Well it aggregated a BUNCH of different studies on the companies Americans HATE. They included customer satisfaction polls, feedback from employees, and shareholder reports. Tell us what you think of the Top 10 listed below!
1) J.C.. Penney
2) Dish Network
6) Research In Motion (Creators of BlackBerry phones)
According to a new survey taken by a British website, 46% of us have had a one night stand... and MOST of us decided to take hope a SOUVENIR. Below is their top 10 list for MEN and WOMEN and their items of choice!
TOP 10 THINGS WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY TO STEAL AFTER A ONE-NIGHT STAND:
1) 23% have taken a jacket or hoodie
2) 21% pocketed loose change
3) 19% took a toothbrush
4) 17% took cigarettes
5) 16% stole a CD or DVD
6) 15% took a photo of their one-night stand with their cell phone
7) 14% took a guy's boxers
8) 9% took his watch
9) 8% walked out with a T-shirt
10) 5% took food
1) 25% of men took home the woman's underwear
2) 24% took her bra
3) 22% took food
4) 18% left with some of her cigarettes
5) 17% took alcohol
6) 17% took a photo of their one-night stand with a cell phone
7) 15% stole CDs or DVDs
8) 10% walked off with her cell phone charger
9) 9% took unopened condoms
10) 8% took loose change
January happens to be one of the BIGGEST times of the year for job hunting and interviewing, so CareerBuilder.com decided to take a survey which figured out the most FATAL MISTAKES people make in interviews. Check out the list below and lets us know which offenses you're GUILTYof!
1) Not making eye contact. 72% of employers mentioned it.
2) Seeming disinterested or unenthusiastic. 62% Mentioned it.
3) Answering a cell phone call or texting during the interview. 60%
4) Dressing inappropriately. 60%
5) Talking Bad about your current or previous employer. 58%
6) Never Smiling. 42%
7) Bad Posture. 38%
8) Not providing specific examples of your knowledge or experience. 34%
Now if you happen to be GUILTY of "Answering a cell phone call or texting during the interview", then NOT being employed is NOT your biggest problem. I'm just saying!
In August of 2011, 24-year-old Taco Bell employee, Jason Dean of Dalton, Georgia HANDCUFFED himself to an 18-year-old coworker because she refused to go out with him. And because the young woman had purposely arranged her work schedule to avoid working at the same time as Jason, he simply showed up after her shift one night and handcuffed her as she attempted to get into her car. He explained to his coworkers and the manager that he wouldn't unlock the cuffs until the girl gave him a chance. Sounds ROMANTICright? WRONG! Dean was arrested for felony false imprisonment, and sentenced this week to FOUR YEARS in PRISON followed by SIX YEARS of PROBATION. Originally I thought the sentence was harsh for a silly prank that may have gone too far... but after taking a good look at Mr. Dean-- I don't think he was kidding at all.
Check out this video pranking employees in drive through videos by the one and only Rahat Hossain best known as the "Magician Prankster". It didn't take long for this video to go viral, reaching networks such as the Today Show, ESPN, and ABC! The reactions were absolutely HILARIOUS-- my favorite being the guy starting at 2:35! Oh and Give it up for the girl who after wondering if she was "Trippin" decided the best thing to do was, "Instagram dat joint!" What's the best part of this video? The creator is from HAMPTON ROADS! So thank you Mr. Hossain for starting my morning out RIGHT with that laugh.. but after recognizing half of the fast food employees in this video, I've come to the realization that I eat fast food WAY too much!!
73-year-old Velma Kellen of Yelm, Washington had recently purchased a new furnace and had it installed in her home. She soon noticed that it wasn't working correctly because the house NEVER got warm. Velma called a repairman who investigated and immediately found out what was wrong, informing her that he had both good and bad news. Imagine her surprise when she found out that the furnace was working fine.. there just happened to be a STRANGER LIVING UNDERNEATH HER HOUSE!
AND GET THIS:
The man tampered with the air ducts redirecting them to keep HIMSELF warm! the repairman also found empty beer cans and liquor bottles in the crawl space under house. The man who was living there wasn't "home" at the time and hasn't been back since. Damage cost Velma a total of $500.00! "If I would have known about it, I suppose it would have frightened me," Velma stated, "But I'm still at the stage where I can't believe it." (I feel you there Ms. Velma!)
I wonder who's house he's under now.. have you checked yours?
Last month 51-year-old Brenda Schumann of Vero Beach, Florida suspected her estranged husband, Donovan, of cheating on her with another woman. She busted into his house in the early morning hours of December 21 finding him naked in bed with his girlfriend. Brenda and her husband had been separated for several months and were in the process of divorcing. She stormed into the bedroom pointing a rifle at the girlfriend threatening to "kill them both".
Afterwards she reacted to the situation by URINATING on the hallway carpet, and then proceeded downstairs where she UNLEASHED her BOWELS on the KITCHEN FLOOR!! As if that wasn't enough, Brenda also shot up her husband's Christmas decorations, and mirrors in the house. She was arrested for aggravated assault and domestic violence.
"I found him in bed with a naked chick," Brenda said to her arresting deputies, unprompted. "What was I supposed to do?"
I think they should give Brenda a break.. she probably just had a really bad day-- it happens to the best of us!
Remember guy who discovered Rebecca Black? Neither did I! His name is Patrice Wilson and he's at it again! This time he introduces a new girl group called Tweenchronic, starring two girls by the names of Alison and Stacey. The video is called, "Skip Rope" and was also written and produced by Wilson. Although the dance seems easy enough to pick up, I have to warn you to watch the video below at your own risk-- We here at the Zoo cannot assume responsibility for this song being stuck in your head!
According to 24/7 Wall St. Dish Network is the worst company to work for in America! They came to this conclusion by examining reviews posted at the job website Glassdoor.com. Out of the 355 reviewers, 228 of them said that they were either "dissatisfied" or "very dissatisfied" with the satellite-TV provider. Chief Executive, Joe Clayton, called the label "ridiculous" but also mentioned that for the first time ever Dish Network will be conducting an internal employee survey. He plans to ask each of the 30,000 employees, "How is our team working?". Clayton states that he wants a benchmark that he can use to track the company's progress, and plans to execute the survey starting with himself all the way down to "the person who cuts the grass." He plans to sit down with his management teams to see where improvements can be made. I say don't fall for it Dish Employees.. Sounds like a set-up to me! Rounding up the Top 5 Worst Companies to Work for in America are Dillard's, RadioShack, Hertz, and OfficeMax. After reading the top 11 companies i was ecstatic to see that NOT ONE fast food restaurant company was listed. No one wants a Double Cheeseburger made by a disgruntled employee! For the entire article [CLICK HERE]
35-year-old Benjamin Ritchie from Derbyshire, England is credited as being a twisted predator who tricked a woman into having sex with him. The best part of this story? HE PRETENDED TO BE HIS WIFE! He posed as his wife, a woman named Marina, attempting to catch her husband in the act of cheating. He actually began a friendship with the woman, in her 20s, before asking her to do a favor. The favor was to help expose her cheating husband. The woman agreed to go around their home having sex with Marina's husband while filming the events. After she complied she received more messages from "Marina" threatening to release the recordings to her family and work colleagues if she did not continue having sex with Benjamin. The woman continued to comply on a number of occasions before FINALLY becoming suspicious and reporting him to the police. Benjamin plead guilty to rape and two counts of sexual assault and was sentenced to seven years at Derby Crown Court. Call me crazy.. but I think the woman should have served half of that sentence for being that darn gullible... for the complete story [CLICK HERE]!
On New Year's Eve, a man in Brooklyn lost his phone. And the guy who found it kept it . . . and started using the OK Cupid profile on the phone. So the original owner set up a fake OK Cupid account, posed as a woman, flirted with the thief, and arranged a meeting. When the thief showed up, the guy confronted him . . . and the thief gave the phone back.
Cupid.com did a survey of single people to find out what their top New Years Resolutions were this year!! 57% want to fall in love, and 39% want to have more sex (personally I thought that number would be bigger). 6% of men hope they'll get to date a celeb in 2013...go figure hahaha
The whole list:
#1.) Two in three single people want to enjoy life more.
#2.) 57% want to fall in love . . . and 59% of those people think that they'll succeed by the end of the year.
#3.) 39% of people want to have more sex.
#4.) 32% of women want to spend more time on themselves. They don't say how many men.
#5.) One in four single people want to save up and travel somewhere new.
#6.) 17% of men . . . they don't say how many women . . . want to give more to charity and be more thoughtful to others.
#7.) 11% of men want to be settled down . . . and possibly married . . . so they can think about starting a family by the end of the year. (--They don't say how many wome
do . . . but it's probably more than that.)
#8.) People want to date outside of their normal "type" in 2013. They don't say how many people are planning to . . . but twice as many men as women say they're going to try it.
#9.) 6% of men say they want to date a celebrity. (--They don't say how many women do.)
#10.) Men are more likely than women to make a resolution to get in better shape . . . but they don't say exactly how many said that.
This happened in November, but the 911 audio just came out. A pastor at a church in Illinois had to call 911 after he was doing something VERY unholy in the rectory. He had a BALL GAG in and was HANDCUFFED . . . but couldn't get out of the cuffs. The police got him loose, and the church has confirmed he's now taking a leave of absence.
Two teenagers in Northern California spiked their parents' milkshakes with prescription medicine in order to "knock them out" so they could skirt the household internet curfew of 10pm. The parents said that the milkshakes "tasted funny" and had a "gritty feel," finishing about a quarter of them before pouring them out. The fell asleep an hour later, waking up with hangover symptoms, and taking a urine test to confirm that they had ben drugged. Click HERE for the full story!