Here's a cool website for you to check out . . . or DISTURBING, depending on how you want to look at it. It's called Porktrack.com, and it figures out the song your parents were listening to when you were CONCEIVED. Sort of. It's really just the number one song nine months before you were born.
The lady who sat next to EMMA WATSON when she graduated from Brown University in Rhode Island this past weekend looked a little older than the other grads. And that's because she wasn't a graduate at all. She was Emma's SECURITY GUARD . . . but she was INCOGNITO in her very own cap and gown. After the ceremony, the woman took off her disguise, and revealed her UTILITY BELT, which was equipped with a badge, a walkie talkie, mace and some other holsters. It's not clear if she was PACKING HEAT. Check out the pics HERE.