In case you haven't heard, the screen of your smart phone is absolutely FILTHY. It's covered with so many bacteria and microscopic FECAL particles, it could make you sick. So the dumbest possible thing you could do is LICK IT. Which is exactly what a new app wants you to do.
When you get too drunk, you might walk it off, or sleep it off, or eat it off. Or really, ANYTHING to push through it besides THIS.
This bus driver was SO KIND that when it was BELOW freezing in Canada one day, her bus wouldn't start.. what happened next will have you thinking "Whaaaaaaaaaat?! Whhhhhhhy!?"