The Top Things We Learned From the Oscars.

The 87th Annual Academy Awards took place last night. Let's do a quick review with The Top Things We Learned From the Oscars.

Neil Patrick Harris is the total package.

Kanye West should've interrupted that dude from Poland.

It's been fifty years since "The Sound of Music". And Sean Penn bathed.

Michael Keaton likes gum.

Cheech Marin directed "Birdman".

The only true winners are those who didn't blow four hours watching this crap.

Some people can follow a kid around with a camera for 12 years and get showered with accolades. The rest of us get probation for stalking.

When it comes to movies, I have absolutely nothing in common with the Academy.

John Travolta CAN read after all!

There are few things more soul-sucking than wasting four hours of your life watching celebrities make mind-numbing, self-important speeches.

Neil Patrick Harris is like a less masculine Ellen DeGeneres.

The Academy Awards have now officially replaced a billion doves eating marshmallows in a snowstorm as the whitest thing on earth.

All awards shows are infinitely better when there's zero involvement from Kanye West.

Sean Penn looks like he's preparing for the lead in "The Adolf Hitler Story".

Many of Neil Patrick Harris' jokes could have made it into the "In Memoriam" segment.

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Z104's Big Game Gridiron Video

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CLOSINGS/DELAYS for Tuesday January 27th

Schools in Va Beach, Hampton, Williamsburg, Isle of Wight and Gloucester were already pre-scheduled to be closed today for a teacher work-day.
All military installations on a 2-hour delay for non-essential personnel.

Two Hour Delays:
Norfolk Public Schools 
Portsmouth Public Schools
Chesapeak Public Schools
Suffolk Public Schools
Surry County Public Schools & government offices
VB Schools are closed, but staff reports two hours late
York County Public Schools
Currituck County Schools
Northampton County Public Schools (Eastern Shore)
Peninsula Catholic High School
Hampton Roads Academy
Hampton Christian Schools
Cape Henry Collegiate School
Chesapeake Bay Academy
Isle of Wight Academy
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Hebrew Academy of Tidewater

Nansemond-Suffolk Academy
Bishop Sullivan Catholic High School
Portsmouth Christian School

Suffolk Christian Academy
Williamsburg Christian Academy
Virginia Beach Friends School
Star Of The Sea Catholic School
Trinity Lutheran School - Newport News

Regent University
Town and Country Day School
Shipbuilding Supervisor’s office at the Newport News Shipyard
Norfolk Federal Building


1 Hour Delays:
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Gloria Dei (Day) Lutheran School in Hampton closed, child care at 8 a.m.                       Eastern Shore Community College, opening at noon

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Okay, you're on a plane, people are boarding, and the seat next to you is still open.  Obviously you hope NO ONE sits there.  But what's the WORST possible scenario? Check out this story HERE 

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