In Pennsylvania, an 18-year-old was driving drunk and hit a tree. And when he was X-rayed at the hospital, luckily they didn't find any serious injuries. But they DID find a TON of stolen stuff in his RECTUM including 19 pieces of jewelry and a wrench. Turns out he'd robbed a house right before the crash and he was arrested.
Check out the story and his adorable mug shot HERE!