Six People You Meet at EVERY Halloween Party:
Halloween Costumes USED to be scary, but "Sexy Halloween" costumes have taken over! If you're hitting up a costume party this Halloween you're guaranteed to see at least one woman dressed a sexy witch... or a sexy referee.. or a sexy ANYTHING for that matter! Lucky for you that's not the only type of person that you'll meet.. below we have a list of the six people that you can find at ANY Halloween party:
1) The Person Who Claims They're Wearing a Costume, Even Though They're Not. They'll be in normal clothes, but when you ask why they didn't dress up, they'll say they did. They'll also claim they're dressed as something that doesn't REQUIRE a costume.. like a serial killer or a teacher.
2) The Person with a Costume That Severely Restricts Them from Moving Around. It might be something like a mermaid tail, so they can't walk right, Or it might be a costume that's so huge and ridiculous, they can't fit through a doorway.
3) The Person Who Obviously Hates Halloween. If they're dressed up at all, it'll either be a cheap costume or the same costume they wore last year, and they'll probably be sitting in a corner looking MISERABLE.
4) The Guy Dressed In Drag. For whatever reason, some guys LOVE LOVE LOVE dressing as a woman on Halloween, and they always act like it's the FUNNIEST costume anyone's ever seen.
5) The Person Who Handmade Every Single Thing They're Wearing. They'll also be way too proud, and you'll overhear them bragging about how much time they wasted on it at least once.. or twice.
6) The Person Who Approaches Halloween Like a Method Actor. If they're dressed as Marilyn Monroe, for example, then they'll act like Marilyn Monroe ALL NIGHT LONG. They'll do this to the point to where you won't even want to talk to them because you are so annoyed.
I can definitely relate to each character on this list from my past experiences! I look forward to actually being able to point these individuals out at any Halloween event I attend this year!!