Last month 51-year-old Brenda Schumann of Vero Beach, Florida suspected her estranged husband, Donovan, of cheating on her with another woman. She busted into his house in the early morning hours of December 21 finding him naked in bed with his girlfriend. Brenda and her husband had been separated for several months and were in the process of divorcing. She stormed into the bedroom pointing a rifle at the girlfriend threatening to "kill them both".
Afterwards she reacted to the situation by URINATING on the hallway carpet, and then proceeded downstairs where she UNLEASHED her BOWELS on the KITCHEN FLOOR!! As if that wasn't enough, Brenda also shot up her husband's Christmas decorations, and mirrors in the house. She was arrested for aggravated assault and domestic violence.
"I found him in bed with a naked chick," Brenda said to her arresting deputies, unprompted. "What was I supposed to do?"
I think they should give Brenda a break.. she probably just had a really bad day-- it happens to the best of us!