Lactation lash-out!!

I love this!! Totally the funniest thing I’ve heard all day – Stephanie, of of our favorite listeners told me about it on the News Channel 3’s Facebook page – thank you Miss Stephanie!! DELAWARE, Ohio— A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges. Stephanie Robinette, 30, of Westerville faces charges including domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. Robinette and her husband were guests at a wedding but got into a fight outside in the parking lot as the party was winding down. A 911 caller said,"She's intoxicated and she's swinging." The bride apparently attempted to calm Robinette, but she responded by locking herself inside her car, a red Honda. The 911 caller said, "I mean the bride's out here right now consoling her. They're friends. It's coming to blows. It's not good." Sheriff's deputies arrived and tried to talk to her but according to Sheriff Walter Davis she kept screaming profanities at the deputies. "Alcohol makes you do things you don't normally do under normal circumstances and obviously she had way too much to drink." After several failed attempts at kicking out the car's windows, Robinette finally exited the vehicle and unleashed her lactating breasts on the unsuspecting deputies. "Then, she took out one of her breasts and literally started pumping her breast to spray the milk on officers," said Sheriff Walter Davis. In court Monday, a much more sober Stephanie Robinette said she was deeply sorry for her actions. "I just want to apologize for this incident that occurred on Friday. I have no criminal record and I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family and I'm addressing that, and absolutely serious to go forward with counseling and rehabilitation."   Gets me thinking about what I could do after this baby is born in August...just kidding!!! Haaaaaa!!! Gross!!

06/28/2011 9:17AM
Lactation lash-out!!
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06/29/2011 10:04AM
whoa tricia! this is a very interesting story! I've never heard of a women pulling out her breast (other than brestfeeding) to spray someone!
08/16/2011 12:22AM
Now THAT would make for a funny video blog! *splat*
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