How Much You Have to Spend to get LAID on Valentine's Day!!
by Intern Alexis
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posted Feb 11 2013 10:09AM
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This MIGHT be the most important thing you hear about Valentine's Day this year. A new survey of women has figured out exactly how much you need to spend on them this Valentine's Day to GET LAID.
--If you're SINGLE and go on a date on Valentine's Day, it'll cost you an average of $257. That covers dinner, drinks, or whatever you do before the woman you're with feels like you've "EARNED" Valentine's Day sex.
--If you're MARRIED, expect to spend about $203, mostly in gifts, to make sure Valentine's Day ends with sex and not, "I really want to but I'm so tired, let's do it this weekend, okay?"
--And finally, if you're in a RELATIONSHIP but not married, good news. You just need to spend $180 on dinner and a gift. Then you can head back for some "we're not bored with each other's bodies yet" sex.
And while we shouldn't HAVE to say this . . . just because you spend the money, that doesn't GUARANTEE you'll have sex, and doesn't mean a woman OWES you sex.
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