Just last wednesday, Todd J. Kettler robbed a Charter one bank in Michigan by approaching the teller with a handgun and saying, "Give me all your money."-- HOW ORIGINAL. The teller slipped a red dye pack in with his money which exploded as Kettler made his escape into the Bank's parking lot. "Dye packs are used by banks to track down money taken during robberies. The packs explode, spewing dye on the cash and suspect." Without much evidence to follow up on Kettler almost got away with the crime scot-free but he decided to use the money anyway.
You see Kettler went to the Angels Gentlemen's Club in Kalamazoo, Michigan and spent the stolen money on LAP DANCES! Upon noticing the stained money the strippers notified their manager who contacted local officials. Kettler is facing charges including armed robbery and felony firearm charges for the bank holdup. He is currently being held on an ONE MILLION DOLLAR BOND but I'm thinking that with a good defense attorny he could go free with an insanity plea.
My only question left is if the Exotic Dancers were able to keep the money or not? Update coming soon!
