In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I figured you might want to hear some pretty sweet facts about your breasticles. # 14 is going to ruin my life, I sleep on my stomach ALL THE TIME. I'm screwed.
HEYYYYYY. I don't know how your weekend went, but mine was filled with drag queens. Lots and lots of drag queens. And one, specifically, who ate dollars out of my hooker boots. Haha, I made her work for it, or him, he/she, whatever. It was a friends birthday so we went to PF Changs at Town Center for dinner. I had never been before, it was pretty good. Then we decided to go out, but nobody could decide where. Well, I knew just the place. THE GAY BARRRRRRR. There's nothing more fun than going to a gay bar and watching the drag shows. These bi**ches WORK for that dollar. Plus the drinks are always stronger in gay bars, I don't know why, but that's besides the point lol. I posted a few pics from our crazy night below. Take a look. And peep out that red lipstick I'm rockin say WHAAAAT.
Because it's always more fun to do a group themed costume. So with Halloween right around the corner, and the fact that you're desperately trying to figure out what you want to do, check out some of these awesome ideas. Number 10 is a bit random and strange though I gotta tell ya.....maybe avoid that one.
.......I go into the sales pit and take SELFIES of course! Seriously, I was so bored. I'm pretty sure Kyle, AKA DJ CANROCK, was getting annoyed with me. Because not only was I sitting right next to him while I took selfies, I also kept eating his nuts.
Get your filthy mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about his Wasabi Almonds, which by the way, were delicious. I wonder where he keeps them.....I must investigate this when he leaves today. Shhhhh.....