Are you a HOT CHICK who wants to go to the Super Bowl, there's a guy offering a free ticket and hotel on CRAIGSLIST... but there are CONDITIONS! Quote, "You must be HOT and a RAVENS FAN... you will be expected to PUT OUT (at least a HJ/BJ)... you will have to hang with my AUNT AND UNCLE for at least a little bit." And if you're good with ALL OF THAT... he promises it's, quote, "NOT A JOKE." So Ladies let's RECAP:
1) "You must be hot and a Ravens fan."
2) "You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/BJ."
3) "You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit."
Now I'm not quite sure which sounds more unpleasant.. the "Putting out" part or the hanging out with this guy's aunt and uncle... The guy says that he's only doing this to spite his girlfriend who DUMPED him last week, but he does promise that:
"this is not a joke."
