While Nick and I appreciate the hard work Shaggy is doing out for Stuff the Bus this week,
we still have to do our fair share of clowning around with or without him.
So while sharing a warm mug of yummy hot chocolate, singing Christmas carols of yester year,
Nick and I decided the time-old traditional carol,
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
needed a Christmas miracle...or just a contemporary make-over.
Sure, everyone loves leaping lords and swimming swans and calling birds
and I like a old French hen as much as the next guy, but it does not fit for 2008.
Along with YOUR help, Hampton Roads, we have come up with the new and improved
"12 Days of Christmas"
12 DAYS OF PAID VACATION
11 GALLONS OF GAS
10 PEDICURED TOENAILS
9 MAIDS A CLEANING
8 HOURS OF SLEEP
7 DAYS A CRUISING
6 PACK OF CORONA
5 GOLD FRONTS
4 SPINNING RIMS
3 JONAS BROTHERS
2 DIAMOND EARRINGS
AND A FLAT SCREEN HD TV!!
Yes, I was gonna do a video blog for the "12 Days" but St. Nick wouldn't sing with me...sniff sniff!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE Z MORNING ZOO!!