Last Friday, a realtor in New York City was listing an apartment online and uploaded a bunch of photos from his phone onto a website called StreetEasy.com. Unfortunately, he uploaded one photo that should have never been included! Along with the seven photos of the apartment, he also uploaded a photo of his genetalia!!! He didn't realize that he'd sexted everyone apartment-hunting in Manhatten until he got a call from Gawker.com. He immediately went to the go-to-lie that he'd been hacked. Obviously he just screwed up. Right after the call, he yanked down the photo of him yanking on himself, but later that day someone rented the apartment. Everybody wins!
27-year-old Dylan Aufdergarten is an inmate at the Lincoln County Detention Center in Nebraska, diong two to four years for shoplifting and criminal mischief. Last Thursday he got his girlfriend, 29-year-old Jennifer Harmon to help him escape from hail! Dylan was at his work-release job at an animal shelter, and managed to sneak out and get in Jennifer's car. Unfortunately once he got in the car, they started arguing! Jennifer got so mad, she ended up pulling over about five miles later and kicking Dylan out. He was quickly re-arrested and charged with escape. Jennifer was then arrested and charged with aiding and abetting. I wonder what they were arguing about and if it was THAT important.
A lonely landlord in the Brighton's Queens Parks area has posted an ad seeking a new housemate. Doesn't sound weird yet at all. The tenant will live rent free so long as they wear a homemade walrus costume for two hours everyday!! The ad explained how the retired homeowner befriended a walrus named Gregory after spending three years alone on St Lawrence Island near Alaska. "Never have I had such a fulfilling friendship with anyone, human or otherwise, and after leaving I was heartbroken for months." He has been constructing a walrus costume, and duties of the housemate would include wearing it obviously, and no communication unless made in the utterances of a walrus.
The folk band The Avett Brothers dumped their drummer jacom Edwards back in December, and now we know why. Jacob discovered that lead guitarist and singer Seth Avett was cheating on his wife with Dexter star jennifer Carpenter. Jacob and his wife confronted him about the affair, and not long after that, Jacob was fired! A source tells RadarOnline.com, "Jacob and his wife are good friends with Seth's wife Susan, so they were really upset when they heard that he had been messing around on her with Jennifer." Jacob, after announcing that he was "suddenly and unexpectedly in the market for a new job" is now on tour with the alt-country band SON VOLT, and Seth and Jennifer are dating. Think about this: The two albums that the band released in the past four year are titled "I and Love and You," and "The Carpenter." Do you think that's just coincidence or a hidden message about the affair?
A news anchor in St. Paul, Minnesota had an unfortunate slip of the tongue Tuesday when he tried to recite the first line from the "Pledge of Allegiance" and accidentally left the L out of the word flag. The irony is that it was right before a segment on gay pride parades. He later tweeted, "I feel horribly that it happened, but it was a simple mistake." It's okay, we all make mistakes.
Yet ANOTHER photo has surfaced online of a fast food employee doing something disgusting behind the scenes. First, it was at Taco Bell, this time it's at Wendy's. The employee was photographed drinking directly out of the Frosty machine!! His mouth isn't necessarily touching the dispenser, but it's still gross and you can see Frosty spilling out of the man's mouth. Someone posted the pic yesterday, and the higher-ups at Wendy's are taking action. "If true, this is totally inexcusable. We are investigating and taking action."
In 2009, a 44-year-old man in Delaware, Daniel Metgar, had penile enhancement surgery, and let's just say that things didn't go according to plan. Something was wrong with the penile implant, and Daniel was left with an erection that lasted EIGHT MONTHS!! He says it was impossible for him to ride his motorcycle, or even do basic things like get the morning paper. For whatever reason, he didn't visit the doctor, and his...junk...swelled to the size of a volleyball! Eventually, the implant BROKE and the tubing broke his volleyball sized...man bag. He had MORE surgery, and the outcome left him smaller down there than he had been before. And now he's suing his doctor...but don't they say "call the doctor if your erection lasts more than four hours?"
If what you know about prison comes from the movies "Oz" and "Shawshank Redemption," you think inmates have two career paths in prison1 making license plates or working in the laundry room. BUT inmates actually manufacture all kinds of products that we use all the time:
1. Victoria's Secret and JC Penney started using inmates at a prison in South Carolina to sew their LINGERIE in the 1990s. (Another reason why you should WASH them before you WEAR them. Just sayin.)
2. There are 36 different prisons around the country where inmates make BRAILLE BOOKS for the blind.
3. Federal prisoners make HUMAN SILHOUETTE TARGETS that the FBI and Homeland Security use for target practice.
4. 4,000 inmates at Florida prisons learn woodworking and make PARK BENCHES and PICNIC TABLES.
5. Federal prisoners make MILITARY UNIFORMS...including flak jackets, shoes, helmets, and body armor.
6. One of the few items that the government allos federal prisoners to make for private companies are BASEBALL CAPS.
7. 60 inmates in Colorodo make fiberglass CANOES that sell for $1,500
8. There's a factory at a prison in Oregon that makes JEANS and other clothing.
9. Prisoners in Colorodo train wild horses to prepare them for adoption, and prisoners in Maryland do the same thing for retired racehorses.
10. The prison in San Quentin, California has a gift shop where you can by GREETING CARDS and other items made by inmates.
So don't ever let anyone tell you that life in prison is boring.
Ashlyn Julian was born on May 16th just outside of Kansas City. She seemed healthy at birth, but after ten days she began to have trouble waking up. Her parents couldn't even wake her up to eat! Doctors found a life-threatening brain aneurism in Ashlyn, about the size of an almond. When you think of the size of a newborn's head, that's huge. The condition is very rare, and doctors said that the proper tools to operate on Ashlyn didn't even exist! The biggest risk was blood loss, but doctors were able to stop the bleeding and cure the aneurism WIH SUPER GLUE!!! This is the first time that super glue has been used on a baby's brain. Ashlyn should be going home from the hopsital in the next few weeks and she should be just fine! :)
There's a new diet idea floating around that promises you can lose weight by eating nothing but delicious macaroni and cheese. But after the diet, you probably won't ever want mac and cheese again. It's called the Boredom Diet. The principle of it is that you eat only one food, get sick of it over time, and eat less. Researchers found that a group of women eating nothing but mac and cheese was eating an average of 100 calories less per meal than a group of women eating normal food. If mac and cheese is the only thing you CAN eat, and you DON'T want to eat it anymore, you won't eat right? Personally, I would just go to Taco Bell.
A recent study done at Cornell University found that women seek out friends who don't sleep around, which isn't surprising considering the stigma they have, Yesterday, Jezebel.com posted a list of reasons why "sluts make better friends." Now, everyone can guess why MEN would be friends with women who sleep around, but this list is specifically for women. Comment and let me know if you agree:
1. Slutty friends are more fun! This doesn't just apply to when they're in bed, but they tend to be more outgoing as well. They seek out more EXCITING ways to have fun.
2. They're more sympathetic. This seems a little hard to believe, but Jezebel.com claims that women who sleep around know what it's like to be judged and hated on all the time. So when you're judged or hated on, they can relate.
3. They're tougher. This is true because, well, they kinda have to be. According to the site, "When [stuff] goes down and you need someone to back you up, they know that the world is a hostile, indifferent place and that people need to stick together!"
4. They're more fashionable. The website claims that they have to be in order to sleep with different guys.
5. They make better conversation. This is just another way of saying that they're outgoing and not shy. Also when you need to talk about something personal and possibly x-rated, they won't get embarassed and be shy about it. They might actually give pretty good advice.
Read the whole top ten list HERE at Jezebel.com!!! :)
Last week a woman in her 20s last week was using an app called Let's Date, which is supposed to be an easy way to connect and talk with random people in your area. She started talking to a man named Trevor and after only a few messages between the two of them, he sent her a NUDE PHOTO!!! She was obviously upset, and when she expressed that he told her, "Relax, it's only my [junk]." He used another word...think four letters, also used to refer to a chicken. And when he called her prude, she told him she was getting revenge. She got his name off the app, went on Facebook, found him, AND THEN FOUND HIS MOM! She sent the nude photo to her, and we don't know her actual reaction to the pic, but we can imagine it wasn't pleasently received.
If the company you worked for offered you extra vacation time, but you had to pay for it, would you buy it? A new survey found that 5% of American companies let their employees buy extra vacation days. All of the companies offer a different amount, but generally you give up a days salary to buy a vacation day...which makes sense, but doesn't seem worth it at the same time. You're pretty much just taking unpaid time off, which is what would hapen anyway. The survey also found that 9% of companies let their employees cash out their unused vacation days, meaning their get money for the days they don't use. 7% of companies let their employees offer their vacation days to a pool that their co-workers can pull from.
Nathan Fielder is as it again! He's inspired texting pranks in the past like texting your significant other, "I haven't been completely honest with you," or texting your parents "got 2 grams for $40" and then later "ignore that text." His latest prank doesn't really live up to the hype of the last two, but is still clever in its own way. You text your parents and say, "If you think you gave someone an STD is it illegal not to tell them? Asking for a friend." Then you take a screenshot of your parents' response and post it online. I feel like he's getting a little soft...probably feeling guilty from the outcomes of the last prank!!
A young man, 19 years old, decided to try a different food challenge and he drank an entire quart of soy sauce. That much soy sauce contains 0.35 pounds of salt, and as he drank it, he began twitching and having seizures. His friends took him to the emergency room where he was diagnosed with hypernatremia, or in other words too much salt in his blood. He was already in a coma when he arrived at the emergency room, and doctors administered anti-seizure medication and immediately began flushing the salt out of his system. He remained in a coma for three days after the incident.
Earlier this week, 22-year-old Thomas Edwards Jr. went to his girlfriend's house in Florida to propose to her in the middle of the night. For whatever reason, and I'm still having trouble making sense of it, he decided to propose COMPLETELY NUDE!!! Around 3:45 he went to her porch and stripped to his skivvies. Unfortunately, he was at the wrong house. The people who lived there saw him on their porch naked and immediately called the police. When the cops arrived, Thomas got angry and even spit on one of them! So, they tased him and arrested him. He's been charged with indecent exposuse, battery on an officer, and burglary (and I'm still not sure how that one's connected.) He's still in jail, and hasn't gotten the chance to propose to his girlfriend. Well, at least this will be a good story to tell his kids one day. Lol
We have breast milk cheese, breast milk ice cream, breast milk jewelry, and now we have: BREAST MILK LOLLIPOPS!!! They won't be shut down by heath officials though because these lollipops, made by Lollyphile, is not actually made from breast milk. They're flavored like breast milk, and are actually vegan. The idea of a breast milk lollipop is still bizarre to me, but I guess it makes sense? No, no I still don't like the idea. Lol
Gloria Mackenzie, and 84-year-old woman from Zephryllis, Florida stepped forward on Wednesday with the winning Powerball Jackpot ticket. According to Gloria, another woman let her cut in line which led to her picking the winning ticket! Mindy Crandell and her 10-year-old daughter were in line when they say Gloria and told her to , "go ahead," and step in line ahead of them. For two weeks the Crandell family joked that it was probably the older woman they let cut in line who won AND THEY WERE RIGHT! But instead of being angry about not winning, Mindy says, "it's better to be patient than rich. I knew we were teaching our daughter the right thing."
There's a professor in Arizona who's been working on a device that interprets dog barks, and by 2023 you could be able to communicate with your pet!!! TO READ MORE ABOUT IT CLICK HERE!!!
A marathon runner discovered that the pain in her back after a training session wasn't a slipped disc or a pulled muscle; IT WAS A BABY!!! READ ABOUT IT HERE!!!
A statiscian at NC State analyzed survey data on the different words and pronunciations that different parts of the country use to describe the exact same thing, such as "soda" and "pop." Here are the top seven we can't all seem to agree on:
Caramel: the east and the south tend to say "car-a-mel" while the midwest and westerners say "car-mil"
You guys vs. y'all: The south tends to say "y'all," except for South Florida who says "you guys." The rest of the country leans toward "you guys," except for central Kentucky where the majority of people say "you all" the formal version of "y'all"
Pecan: The northeast pronounces it "PEE-can." Louisiana and the surrounding areas go with "PICK-ahn." Northern Wisconisn and Michigan say "PEE-kahn" while the rest say "pee-KAHN" and now I'm very confused.
Soda vs. Pop vs. Coke: The midwest and great plains say "pop" while the West coast, northeast, south Florida and St. Louis say "soda," and the south says "coke" no matter what kind of carbonated beverage they're talking about.
Traffic circle: When you get to a place where all the traffic meets in a circle, what do you call it? The east coast and Texas go with "traffic circle" while the rest of the country tends to say "roundabout."
Fountains: The south and most of the midwest say "water fountain" while the west plus Michigan say "drinking fountain" and Eastern Wisconsin and ALMOST ALL of Rhode Island say "bubbler."
Rain with the sun out: When the sun is shining and it rains, New Jersey, eastern New York, northeast Minnesota and south Florida call it a "sun shower." Mississippi and Alabama say that "the devil is beating his wife" and who knows what everyone else calls it.
Pittsburgh offensive lineman Mike Adams was stabbed over the weekend, and it was reporteded as an attempted carjacking. Since it happened, two people have been arrested as suspects. Ironically, one of the men happens to be an arpiring rapper who appeared in Wiz Khalifa's "Black and Yellow" music video, and ode to Wiz's hometown of Pittsburgh. Dquay Means, who goes by the rap alias Quay Means, recently signed with Wiz Khalifa's label, and although he isn't the alleged stabber, he was charged with attempted homicide, aggrivated assault, and conspiracy.
There's a new diet surgery that really pushes the limit on the amount of pain someone has to go through to lose weight. Nikolas Chugay, a surgeon in California, has come up with a new idea that involves a plastic patch being SEWN ONTO YOUR TONGUE!!! It leads to major weight loss, but it's terribly painful, and terribly expensive, of course. The patch is the size of a postage stamp and isn't like saran wrap, but it's the same plastic they use to make hula hoops. The procedure causes swelling, severe pain, and trouble talking. You can only drink liquids when the patch is attached, but that can lead to up to a 30 pound weight loss. The patch only stays on for a month, and costs $2,000! 60 people have already gotten the patch since Chugay has been offering it. It has not been FDA approves and can lead to infections and possibly permanent damage, but hey, you'll be ready for the beach in a month!
A thief broke into a group of cars in Sandy, Oregon over the weekend. One of the victims was Chelsey Coutts. The thief broke into the trunk of her car and stole $500 worth of gifts for a bachelorette party. $500 WORTH OF ADULT TOYS like a four-foot inflatable penis, penis-shaped straws, the whole she-bang. She was keeping the toys in her trunk because she didn't want her kids to see them. When she was telling the cop what was stolen, "It was horrible. He started kind of laughing but he felt bad so he asked me to describe everything in detail." (I bet that wasn't the only reason he wanted her to describe them lol) Chelsey's friends stepped up and donated toys to replace the ones that were stolen, but the police haven't caught the thief.
Monona, Wisconsin is one of the MANY cities that is DESPERATELY trying to end the trend of bullying, so they took an interesting, and rather extreme approach to the issue. The town has decided that hitting the family financially will make parents get involved in the kids' lives and keep them from acting so terribly. If the police in the town get a report of the kid bullying other children, they'll get a written offense. If they kid keeps on bullying, the parents will be hit with a $114 fine, and $117 for every offense after that. The ordinance officially bands any child over the age of 12 from, "intimidating, emotionally abusing, slandering or threatening any other person without legitimate purpose." The National Bullying Prevention Center says this is the first time they have heard of a city fining parents if their kids are bullies.
There's a guy in New Jersey who's been in the news for five years for naming his son Adolf Hitler. Yesterday he had a custody hearing for his son and showed up in a FULL NAZI UNIFORM!!!! Read about it HERE!!!
A 34-year-old woman is suing a hotel in Miami because a gang of prostitutes attacked her. They had mistaken the woman for competition when they were hanging out at a bar in the hotel looking for rich guys...whoa...read about it HERE!!!
Last week in Colorodo, a family put up a life-size statue of a moose in their front yard. A few days later, the moose statue was spotted by a real moose, and the real moose apparently fell in love with it. A neighbor said that the moose began "nuzzling [the statue], and kissing and walking around it. And he gets on top of him." Yes, you read correctly, the real moose tries to get on top of the moose statue and have sex with it. I guess it's the same as a dog humping your leg? The family has no plans to take down the moose statue...who are they to break a moose's heart?!
With a little more than two minutes left in the fourth quarter of the seventh game of the Eastern Conference finals between the Pacers and the Heat, Flo Rida's manager was ejected for trash talking with Jeff Pendergraph. The confrontation between the two had been such a dsitraction that Flo Rida said, "You're my manager, but you've got to get out of here now." You can't see it in the video but you can hear the announcers talk about it, and you see Flo Rida sitting by his lonesome:
Farrah Abraham attended the Exxxotica convention over the weekend, and tried to sell autographed pictures of herself FOR FIFTY DOLLARS!! She obviously didn't make a big sale, and seemed to be pretty lonely for the entire event. Take a look for yourself:
On Sunday night, someone posted a photo on Taco Bell's Facebook page showing a Taco Bell employee LICKING a giant stack of taco shells. Yesterday, Taco Bell responded, saying it was a prank and the shells were not served to customers. However, they're planning to take "swift action" to the people involved. Take a look at the pic, do you think it's real?
39-year-old Brian Whitehead was caught putting a camera up a woman's skirt last September in a bar in Bristol, England. Security cameras in the bar caught the entire thing. When he was confronted about the incident, he explained that he wasn't trying to take a picture with the camera up the girls skirt. Instead, he claims that he held a lighter up the woman's skirt saying, "maybe I was trying to light her fart. It could have been a joke." He doesn't sound too sure of his answer, and nobody else bought it either. He is now facing one charge of committing an act outraging public decency.
Tyler Schaefer, 10, was staying in a Kansas City hotel Saturday night when he opened a drawer and found $10,000!! His father says, "He looks for stuff at random. He's very observant." He began methodically opening the drawer after the two checked into the room, and he neatly stacked the cash. They found two off-duty police officers in the hotel, who took the cash and stored it at a police facility. After seven months if the rightful owner(s) do not claim the money, then it will be given to the finders. I'm so glad it was money in the drawer when he opened it...there are so many WAY inappropriate things it could have been!!
Ashley Barker, a first grade teacher, kept up the lie that she and her father had terminal illnesses and were dying FOR A YEAR before she finally came clean and admitted that she was lying. Her termination letter read that she had sent the principal 120 letter over the course of a year asking off for either a visit to the hospital or the doctor's office. The exact number of days she asked off is unknown at this time. Barker is fighting her termination, and has a a scheduled hearing in front of a judge. I really don't know how she can fight this...
York, northeast Minnesota and south Florida call it a "sun shower." Mississippi and Alabama say that "the devil is beating his wife" and who knows what everyone else calls it.
