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You know Cards Against Humanity, right?

The makers refer to it as "a party game for horrible people" that's "as despicable and awkward as you and your friends."

On Black Friday, they made an interesting offer to folks on their website: a box of male bovine excrement for a mere $6.

They used a more guttural expression that we really shouldn't be using here...

Now, the folks at CAH report that they sold 30,000 units.

30,000 units of genuine bull crap, amounting to $180,000.

I can only imagine how popular these will be at the office Yankee Swap this year.

Now if you'll excuse me. My dog just went outside, and I'm pretty sure there's a gold mine waiting to be picked up on my lawn.
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Cancel The Interview, Please

Sony Pictures announced formally today that it will not now and maybe ever release the movie they'd scheduled for a Christmas debut, The Interview.

The film, starring Seth Rogen and James Franco as some newsmen recruited by the CIA to assassinate the leader of North Korea, drew the ire of North Korea's current ruler, who said its release would be considered an act of war.

More recently, someone hacked into Sony's servers, releasing sensitive information and threatening some drastic action if the film were released as planned.

Some interesting folks are not happy at all. Like Donald Trump... And Salman Rushdie... But, here's the question that everyone wants answered...
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Shaking Off Hanukkah

Someone pointed out recently that there aren't any good Hanukkah songs out there.

It seems that the only choice is Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song," and that's not really about the holiday, just about folks who might celebrate it.

So along comes Six13, a Jewish a cappella group, and their parody of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off."

You'll have fun, learn a little bit about the holiday, and even how to play with a dreidel.

And you might start bopping along with the tune. Win win!

 

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Happy Birthday, Frankie

Pope Francis celebrated his birthday yesterday.

Some folks took to Twitter to pass glad tidings, using #happybirthdayholyfather.

It looks like being the pope doesn't put you above the typical birthday pranks the rest of us have to endure, like sharing photos from your early years.

This one looks to be from 8th grade. What do you think?
  Meanwhile, the pope celebrated his birthday the way you'd expect this down-to-earth guy to do it. He invited some homeless men and his household staff to sit and have breakfast with him after morning mass.
 
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Ellen Skunks Conan

Looks like the daytime talk shows have better budgets than their nighttime counterparts.

Case in point: an audience member pointed out that Ellen Degeneres gives away phenomenal gifts to everyone in her audience.

It's the way she rolls.

Amazing things like personal cappucino machines, one's very own MRI unit (complete with Fabio, your MRI tech), and the not-even-out-yet iPhone 9.

Conan had nothing but half-a-sleeve of gluten-free Fig Newtons in his car.

Not to fear. Ellen to the rescue.

Check out what she gives to every member of Conan's audience.

I wonder if Conan gets to keep one...?

 
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I Really Really Really Really Really Really Want This!

Dear Santa:

I know this is probably an impractical present, and that it will probably only survive one light dusting.

But Santa, I really really really really really really really want one of these.

A remote-control pickup with a snow plow attachment.

I've been really really really really good this year too.

                                                                                                         Signed,

                                                                                                         Your Pal Mikey!
 

 
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Happy Holidays: The Christmas Spirit

Not everyone's ready for the holiday, right?

Seems like it rushes up on you sometimes. Or maybe you're just not ready for it.

Sometimes, you need a little push.

Like Chris, who gets a visit and a sizeable nudge from a Jolly Old Elf.

A fun short film to get you in the spirit...

 
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Worst and Best Christmas Ideas.

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Wednesday December 17


Last night was the finale of "The Voice" and to recap for you, it was an all-male finale. Pharrell and Gwen Stefani had no one left in the end. Adam Levine had three guys, Chris Jamison, Matt McAndrew and Damien. Blake Shelton only had one guy left, Craig Wayne Boyd. Wouldn't you know it? Team Blake pulled it off again! Craig Wayne Boyd was the winner!

After weeks and weeks of speculation that Jessica Biel might be pregnant, Justin Timberlake's former 'N Sync bandmate is revealing the truth. Joey Fatone has seemingly confirmed that there is a baby on the way. He says that Justin told him a while ago, and he kept my mouth shut. But now he claims he can talk about it! He said, "Jessica is awesome, and Justin is a kid at heart. They'll have fun." While JT and Jessica have yet to publically confirm the pregnancy news (and their reps are also staying silent), Joey's confident confession seems to verify the pregnancy speculation.

Rihanna was just hired to be the creative director for Puma. According to the company, her duties will include, "tackling Puma's fitness and training line, which includes apparel as well as shoes design and customize classic Puma styles and create new styles to add to the Puma product portfolio." The "Wall Street Journal" describes this as her being the new "face" of Puma, which seems to be a far more accurate description of what she's actually going to be doing. HERE'S A PICTURE!

50 Cent being paid a ton of money in an underwear deal. He posted a photo of himself on Instagram with a caption saying he just signed a $78 million deal with the Frigo RevolutionWear brand. He went on with Seth Meyers last night and he was given the opportunity to "sell" his undies.



The hits keep coming for "American Idol," and we don't mean the musical hits. You won't see those giant Coke cups when the reality show returns for its 14th season this January. Coca-Cola has cut ties with the ole show. Coke has been a sponsor of the show since it began in 2001.
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WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 17 2014

Today's young people have heard old people whining about how contemporary music is vulgar, nihilistic, and crass . . . and this chart may prove that these old fogies are actually RIGHT. Check out the full list HERE

Colcord, Oklahoma is the 247th largest city in Oklahoma . . . but it might be number one in terms of POLITICAL DRAMA. Check out what the police cheir was arrested for HERE


This past weekend, something called SantaCon happened in various cities around the country . . . that's where people dress like Santa, go on a bar crawl, and get hammered.For one dude, though, it was the PERFECT cover. Check it out HERE
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