Dr. Seuss, the man behind "The Cat in the Hat," "Green Eggs & Ham" and so many other childhood classics, passed away almost 25 years ago.
So when you hear there's a "new" Dr. Seuss book, you sort of scratch your head, right?
Story is, the Doc wrote it in the late 1950s and tossed it into a box. Someone just found the book in the box, and the book in the box is now on the charts...
Sorry, sort of got into a rhythm there.
It's called "What Pet Should I Get?"
The folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live! thought maybe they could present the new old work in a more modern vein, so they invited Tyler the Creator to rap the words - dressed, for some reason, as the Cat in the Hat.
Watch it, and see if it pains you as much as it pains me.
IS DR. DRE RELEASING A SECRET ALBUM NEXT WEEK? ICE CUBE REVEALED THAT BESIDES THE STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON SOUNDTRACK, DR. DRE IS DROPPING AN ALBUM OF HIS OWN INSPIRED BY THE N.W.A BIOPIC.. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT LONG EITHER.. ACCORDING TO HIM DRE IS DROPPING A SINGLE AND THE ALBUM SATURDAY
THE TRAGEDY DEMI LOVATO WALKED IN ON, SHE HAD TO CANCEL HER APPEARANCE ON GMA TUESDAY NIGHT DEMI LOVATO TWEETED SHE HAD LOST HER DOG BUDDY TO A TRAGIC ACCIDENT.. AND NOW WE KNOW IT WASN'T REALLY AN ACCIDENT AT ALL, IT WAS MORE OF A TRAUMATIC AND HORRIFIC EVENT. BUDDY, THE LITTLE WHITE MALTIPOO, WAS ATTACKED BY A COYOTE AND WHATS WORSE IS THAT DEMI IS THE ONE WHO FOUND HER. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH SMALL DOGS THOSE SITUATIONS HAPPEN MORE OFTEN THAT YOU THINK, EVEN MORE SO WITH BIRDS AND LITTLE DOGS
IS ONE PERSON RESPONSIBE FOR BEN AFFLECKS DIVORCE, AND A PERSON WHO WORKED FOR HIM!? BEN AFFLECK HAS MOVED ON, APPARENTLY HE IS DATING A 28 YEAR OLD WHO WAS ORIGINALLY HIRED AS HIS KIDS NANNY! NOW THE INTIMACY DIDN'T START BETWEEN THESE TWO UNTIL BEN AND JEN WERE SEPERATED, AND WHEN JEN FOUND OUT SHE FIRED HER. (BENS REP SAYS ITS NOT TRUE AND HE MIGHT SUE THE MAGAZINE)
THERES NO DOUBT YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT CECIL THE LION AND THE MORON DENTIST, BUT CELEBRITIES REACTIONS TO THE STORY ARE WHATS MAKING IT TREND EVEN MORE AND THE REACTIONS CONTINUE TO THE LION STORY.. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE STORY A DENTIST PAID $55,000 TO KILL A LION. TWO GUIDES TOOK HIM OUT, LURED A PROTECTED LION OUT OF A PARK, SHOT IT, DECAPITATED IT AND TOOK ITS TRACKING COLLAR OFF.
NOW MY OPINION, THIS STORY REALLY IRRITATES ME, AND I GET REALLY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT... THIS ISNT A PRO HUTNING ANTI HUNTING STORY.. WHATS WRONG IS THAT IF THIS GUY WAS SUCH AN EXPIERNCED HUNTER, WHY LURE A PROTECTED AND TAME LION OUT OF A PARK, SHOOT IT, THEN DECAPITATE IT TO TAKE ITS COLLAR OFF? LURING THE LION OUT SHOULDVE BEEN YOUR FIRST SIGN NOT TO DO IT! HE CLAIMED WHAT HE DID WASN'T ILLEGAL, IF IT WASN'T ILLEGAL WHY ARE YOU HIDING. YOUR PATHETIC.
NOW CELEBRITIES EVERYWHERE ARE VOICING THEIR OPINIONS
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGER DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOME DENTIST PAID $55,000 TO HAVE SOME ZIMBABWE LOCALS LURE A PROTECTED LION OUT OF A PARK SO HE COULD KILL IT.. HE TWEETED "KILLING A LION ISNT BALLSY.. GOING INTO TO OCTAGON OR JOINING THE MILIARY THAT'S BALLSY"
JIMMY KIMMEL MADE SOMETHING POSITIVE OUT OF THE STORY… WHEN HE WAS REPORTING ON THE STORY, WHICH IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT WAS SUPER EMOTIONAL, HE WAS HOLDING BACK TEARS, HE ASKED PEOPLE TO MAKE A DONATION TO OXFORDS WILDLIFE CONSERVATION RESEARCH UNIT .. THEYRE THE GROUP THAT TURNED CECIL INTO A CELEBRITY, WHO EQUIPPED HIM WITH THE TRACKING COLLAR. AND IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS MORE THAN 2,500 PEOPLE MADE DONATIONS TOTALING OVER $155,000